Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Vulture Update

The great Black Vulture war is over, and the vultures blinked.  A campaign of decoys and sound effects at the office park has been discontinued.  Inquiries revealed that the vultures have been discouraged and driven off.  Oddly, I am saddened.  The vultures are magnificent birds in many ways and their offense was merely to roost on a building.  No one complains if crows or pigeons roost there (or at least the complaints don't lead to active measures), but vultures are right out.  Still it was an interesting experiment and I learned more about vulture psychology.  And that is, they are too easily fooled by dummies.  Goodbye, you Black Vultures.  I hope you found a friendlier place!

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